Random mish-mash of shit I adore!

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

veryunsure:

i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

🙏🙏🙏

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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